Monday, March 7, 2011

Corny But Nice

Last month I promised to hold a contest to see who could come up with the best definition of a blog. I like the definition that appears on google "an online journal published frequently".

Maybe this definition will inspire you to do your own blogging.

When I was young our newspapers were full of blogs, but we didn't call them blogs, we called them "Gossip Items" or "Broadway Chit Chat". Here's one that was a real embarrassment to me. When I was 12 years old. We were living in Beverly Hills and the so called blog appeared in Hedda Hopper's column, "Arthur Murray's twin daughers, puzzled over seeing a Santa Claus at each street corner, asked: "Daddy, does Santa Claus have puppies?"

Here are some laugh provoking blogs sent to us by Dr. Gary Coller of Zeeland, Michigan:
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto a upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Want to try these on your Easter Dinner?

Warmly,

Jane

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